• pirate guy: captain, we've finally secured the enemy ship and captured their captain
  • pirate captain guy: arrrr, good. get him to show us his booty
  • pirate guy: uh.. that-that's kind of inappropriate captain
  • pirate captain guy: arrr! I meant get him to show us his treasure!
  • pirate guy: erm...
  • pirate captain guy: his doubloons! I want to see his doubloons!
  • pirate guy: captain...
  • pirate captain guy: great seed of neptune, how many euphemisms for the male body are there???

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maid-en-china:

Anxiety, depression, and the fear of addiction to pills.

The cure is also the curse. 

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givemeinternet:

My Reaction When someone starts eating crunchy food in the dead silence of a lecture

givemeinternet:

My Reaction When someone starts eating crunchy food in the dead silence of a lecture

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